Fun At Night With B and Light

"You know what sucks?"
He sighed, "What sucks?"
       "I binged myself-"
       "You binged yourself?"
       "Shut up! Anyway, I binged myself and a bunch of pictures of Buzz Lightyear and small children came up."
       "How exciting."

   BB side glanced at his partner through the darkness. Light was lying on his side facing the wall, with the covers drawn to his chin.
       "Are you listening?!"
       "Duh."
       "Well, I don't think you are."
       "Well, maybe that's because I'm trying to sleep."
       "Sleep is for girls. Implus, it's only 11:06."
       "Only?"
       "Yes. Only."
       "You shouldn't have eaten 13 freaking jars of jam before bed."
       "You know you like seeing my belly all nice and full of jelly."
       "...No."
       "No what?"
       "Just no."
BB squinted and a smile stretched across his face, "You know you want to feel it."
       "I don't."
The raven-haired psycho, reached out and poked Raitio's shoulder. "Yeah, you do."
       "B."
       "You know you want to~"
       "B."

     The poking continued for ten awful minutes until Light finally shot up and spun around, "BEYOND FREAK'N BIRTHDAY, GO!!!! TO!!!! SLEEP!!!!"
BB pouted, "But, I'm not sleepy."
       "Then go watch T.V." Light  growled.
       "Nooo! I wanna stay in here with you!" BB put his head on Light's lap and wrapped his arms around the boy's torso. Much like a certain blonde idiot.
"Maybe I should just buy a tranquilizer." Light sighed.
       "That could work."
       "...I was joking."
       "Your cock is tickling my face."
       "Your face is tickling my cock."
BB leaned into it more, "You like that, don't you? Mr. Poppy Cock. You like when I tickle you, cause it's so arousing."
       "You're retarded."
       "I prefer the term 'mentally unstable'."
       "Of course you do."
BB bit the hem of Light's shorts and tugged it down. Light immediately seized BB's hair, "I'm not in the mood."
       "Your body says otherwise."

     "I thought you were full."
    "……So?"
    "It would be awkward."
    "Says who?"
    "Says me."
    "Oh really?"
    "Don't go there."
    "Would you mind if I vomited in your shorts."
    "Yes!!"
    "Oh…okay then." Thankfully BB sat up.
    "Are seriously going to throw up?"
    "Yes and no."
    "…"
    "Rub my tummy?"
Light groaned.
    "Some people have a fetish for this."
    "Good for them."
    "You have it."
    "Where'd you hear that?"
    "Your mom."
    "………What?"
    "Your mom told me."
Light massaged the bridge of is nose.
    "You didn't deny it~"
    "Shut up. You fucking get off on blood."
    "Yes I do."
   After another 5 minutes or so, Light placed a hand on BB's ever so slightly rounded tummy. "There! Can I go to bed now?"
    "Hmm….no."
    "Why not?!"
    "Cause."
    "Cause what?"
    "Just cause."
Light fell onto his back and closed his eyes. BB smiled and crawled down next to him.